Little Johnny’s Fart in the Classroom
A fart in the classroom causes Little Johnny’s teacher to become enraged and kick him out.
A Joke Outside
Little Johnny is sitting outside the school and he can’t stop laughing.
Conversation with the Principal
The principal sees Johnny walking by and asks him why he laughs.
Johnny’s Justification
“I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny says in his explanation.
The Principal’s Perplexity
The principal questions again, “So why are you laughing?”
Johnny’s Response
“Because I’m out here enjoying the fresh air and those idiots remain trapped in the class smelling my fart!”