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We all do things for our significant other in a relationship – from emotional support and sorting dinner plans to cleaning and doing the laundry.
It can be super nice to demonstrate your care for your partner through helping them out with little tasks here and there but there is definitely a limit to what duties people fulfil in relationships.
One girlfriend really took the acts of service love language to a whole new level after admitting she cleaned her boyfriend’s manhood every week to clear ’20 years of build up’. Have a look – but we warned – this isn’t for the faint-hearted:
The woman opened up on the shocking ordeal during The Hook Up Podcast with Dee Salmin and Pip Rasmussen.
“I had to clean my partner’s penis for three years,” the Aussie caller began.
Clearly baffled by the bombshell reveal, Dee asked: “Excuse me?” while Pip qualified: “What do you mean, clean?
“Give us more details, please.”
The caller explained: “Like the foreskin on his penis didn’t come back all the way. We’d gone to a doctor and everything and they couldn’t really do anything to help it.”
She went on to reveal her fella ‘got very funny’ about any situation that involved ‘touching his penis’.
Brace yourself.
“So I had to use lube and a Q-tip it to clean 20-something years of build up,” the woman dropped.
Naturally, Dee and Pip were beyond stunned by the situation.
“Oh, my god,” gasped Pip while Dee asked what we were all probably thinking: “Why wouldn’t he do it himself?”
“Yeah! Why was he so phobic of it?” echoed Pip.
The caller went on: “Just the whole situation of, like, his penis just freaked him out? [He] wouldn’t masturbate to that point like that’s how bad it was.”
The two podcast hosts let out a chorused ‘wow’ together upon hearing the news.
“And so,” the woman continued, “it kind of got put down to me for three years to clean it.”
She then added: “I don’t know why I was maintaining it.”
“What!” exclaimed Dee. “I’m just, like, still trying to process that this was a job in your relationship to, like, clean your boyfriend’s foreskin with a Q-tip for him every week for three years.”
I’m sure all of us are.
They aptly captioned the short clip: “First there was the mental load, now there’s the d*ck cheese load.”
What a lovely mental image.